DIGITAL VOICE ASSISTANTS

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN, ASK CORTANA, SIRI, ALEXIS, OR ANY OF THESE BOOB ASSISTANTS QUESTIONS ABOUT THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS. AFTER $4.5 BILLION OF INVESTMENT AND RESEARCH THIS IS THE BEST WE GET? AND WE ARE TRUSTING OUR LIVES TO THESE THINGS!!! NUTS. 

GPS DEVICES REGULARLY SCREW UP. AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HAVE FUN, TURN IT OFF ON SOMEONE WHO IS DRIVING AND ASK THEM TO FIND NORTH, SOUTH, EAST AND WEST ALL BY THEMSELVES. MANY ARE REDUCED TO TEARS AND HYSTERICS WITHOUT THEIR DEVICES.

HOW MANY PHONE NUMBERS DO YOU REMEMBER? CAN YOU CALL YOUR OWN MOTHER, WIFE OR HUSBAND ON YOUR OWN?

YES, THEY ARE OFTEN TIME SAVING DEVICES; TAKING OVER THE TEDIOUS TASKS OF THE DAY, FREEING US UP TO CREATIVELY SPEND OUR TIME MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE BY PLAYING GAMES AND WATCHING PORN. MARVELOUS!

TECHNOLOGY AND HOW WE USE IT HAS A LONG WAY TO GO.

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About nukem777

Happily retired grandpa, interested in Digital Culture, PLN's, and a citizen of the world. Co-host of Inkwell.vue @TheWell
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